On the first day...
Edit 12/28: All contests have been extended until the New Years (Jan. 1st)!

Isn't that fab? Well, I think it is, I'm looking forward to reading everything you throw at us.

Oh, and be sure to wish our lovely leader well! She hasn't been feeling well again, the poor dear.
No sooner had I posted my journal of sorry, but this brand spanking new journal of CONTEST and READING is posted ^_^ But who is really going to complain about that.To make up for my lengthy absence I am launching the contest that I have been excited about for weeks, since *
IrrevocableFate and I thought it up.
The 12 Days of Literati On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... The basis of this contest is devilishly simple. I want you to submit, 12 pieces of written work. Sounds easy enough, but as with everything in life there are some fairly strict guidelines I need you to adhere to.

These 12 pieces may be old, or written new for the contest, it doesn't matter.

The 12 pieces
must have a fairly even split of poetry to prose (and also include at least one piece of non fiction). For help on what constitutes 'non fiction' or just to help expand your repertoire then have a look at Lovetodeviate's resource central.
[link] 
The key to this contest is
variety I do not want to read 6 poems about your cat and 6 pieces of prose about your boyfriend. That is not interesting.

Please give them original titles eg titles that relate to the piece and not 'Literati Contest Entry 9' or something like that.

The 12 pieces
do not have to be themed around
The 12 Days of Christmas (that was just an amusing theme) in fact, I'd prefer if it wasn't, this is about your overall talent, rather than conforming to some bizarre theme.
Does that seem simple enough? If I have omitted a glaringly obvious point, feel free to ask, I am still a little doped up, not quite my super sharp self.
How to Enter
Post all 12 pieces up on dA, either as a deviation or a scrap, I don't mind.

Make a list of 12 links in a note and send it to me. This is where you decide the order of the pieces.

I will try and find some clever way of displaying the entries.

Please only use polished and "perfect" pieces - by that I mean work that you think is the best it can be.
The deadline for this contest is December 24th 2008 (at the usual time of midnight GMT.) The deadline has been extended until January 1st!
What Do I Win?!Everyone's favourite bit

... I decided that since this is Christmas, I would offer something that any writer would love: the chance to see their text in print.
Using the almighty power of *
Sakanoue's lulu account, we are able to create a beautiful, hardcover, full colour creation. This is the reason I want your pieces to be at a stage where you are completely happy with them, so they can be published.
As the winner you will receive one free copy posted to you by me, the book will then become available to your fellow Literati to get their hands on - what a great way become a household name. ^_^
So off you pop, go and start collecting your pieces, and good luck, remember Christmas Eve you must be all finished by.
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The Literati Book Club II I had a couple of book idea planned following the first book, but with Christmas fast approaching I simply have to use this book as fodder for the Christmas Book Club.
The book is...
The Christmas Mystery by Jostien GaarderI think this man is an absolute legend, all his works are translated from his native Norwegian, but I don't feel much is lost in translation. All his works have completely opened my eyes to lots of things, but this one was my first and one of my favourites. It is a totally different slant on the Christmas story...
sorry I must stop otherwise there will be no point in us discussing the book some time in the new year. Needless to say I love it and I want you guys to rush off and get your teeth into it.
We will meet again to discuss it after new years, when I know I am free. Anyone who wants to take part should note me and I shall mention them below.
I also tracked down some online places that are selling the book cheap, if you cannot get hold of it.
[link] [link] other than that I recommend libraries and friends. ^_^ enjoy.
Book Club II Members




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The Prompt ContestBecause a few of you have requested a smaller contest to tide you over the Xmas holidays and I feel kinda sad that the first page of prompts don't get as much love as they need. Then I have decided to begin this little contest...

Simply take a prompt that has no pieces attached to it already and write a piece for it.

Note me with the title
Prompt Contest
Entrants must be in by Xmas day. Deadline has been extended until January 1st!

Me and my girls will pick 3 or 4 of the best who will each win
one month subscriptions.
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed...